Dard... ek nanhi si jaan ka

4 lyne suna raha hoon... aise insaan ki jisne jeevan me sirf khoya hai...

Dard o gham k siva jeevan mein kya mila. Kuch nahi

Jo kuch tha pass, kho bethie. Haasil huwa kuch nahi

Aap hum se door chale gaye, Hum aapse naahi

Glass toda bara aane ka aur, Khaya-piya kuch nahi

Jis paudhe ko sicha tha humne itne dino se mehnat karke

woh kisi aur ko apni chaaya dega

Unkee galiyon say guzrenge to manzar ajeeb hoga

Jagah hamari hogi par baitha koi aur hoga

-- rbk

Man vs Superheros

• The one who works in day --> Spiderman
• The one who works in night--> Batman
• The one who works in day and night--> Superman

      And the one who postpones the work --> man

Error-console Or log file of Asynchronous (one sided) love with my dearest $LOVE ...

# People working on Linux will find it easy to interpret as most of the jargons used here will be native to them :)


Error-console Or log file of Asynchronous (one sided) love with my dearest $LOVE ...

• The moment I saw/scanned you, my heart spawned multiple threads where each thread executing only your command.

• I was like a dangling pointer containing your address but no ownership over you $LOVE.

• Hence I tried to execute following command on the $HOST of $LOVE heart..

             ssh -n $LOVE@$HOST echo "Dummy Hi...May I........"

• I got following response from $HOST

              Can't SSH to remote $HOST: Connection closed by remote host

• After checking connection status using Wire-shark tool, found that all my SYN packets are getting dropped and hence no ACK is coming  from $LOVE@$HOST

•  Then I checked why connection is getting closed...It is found that too many concurrent ssh connections are present on same $HOST :(

• Then I checked for any free port on that $HOST using netstat -lpn command...

          But alas !!  Port already is use (Commited Status) ayyaa yaaaaaaaaaaar..

Soooooooooooo Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad :(

Note:

$LOVE -  name of your love (her name/his name),   $HOST -  address of your love's heart

Those who faced similar error in their boot-time of life (i.e. initial phases),  Kindly replace $LOVE with the name of your love (her name/his name) &  $HOST with the address of your love's heart   You will see your sad life in it.. :((

Shell script of Software engineer (Meri Kahani... Meri jubani)

#*** Note: It is pseudo code. Syntax need not be validated ***

#!/bin/bash

alias go='cd'

while [ 1 ]

do

  if [[ "`date +%a`" -eq "Sat" ] -o [ "`date +%a`" -eq "Sun" ]]; then   

    echo "!! Holiday !!";

    echo "Movie, Friends, Shopping, Travel etc etc";

else 

    go $WORK  

    echo "hi hello how are u.. start work";  

    InvestigateTheBug;

    TakeLunch;

    FixTheBug;

    VerifyTheBug;

    DeliverFix;  

    echo "Bye.. See you tomm."  

    go $HOME  

    free -relax

    TakeDinner;

    sleep 5 h 

    uptime

    reset

fi

done

Birthday

- Celebrated birthday

By doing:

- no work
- dinner in restaurant
- hanging out with old friends on a bridge with cool breeze

Completed 26 years...just chill !!!

Distributed kit-kats, 5-stars. munch & perks to office friends.
They brought the cake for me... This was really amazing & unexpected.

All came to cut the cake keeping their work aside.. Hat's up to them. __/\__

They made an ordinary guy like me to feel extraordinary on this occasion of birthday...

Thanks guys... Will cherish this forever.

:-)